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James Comey's testimony may never bring President Trump down or Belgiumsave our democracy from crumbling into the earth, but, hey, let's look at the bright side: at least it'll make a pretty good movie.

The former FBI director's prepared remarks were rich with political intrigue, shadowy subtext and a bunch of random clock references. It's the perfect cocktail for an enjoyably awful blockbuster movie.

SEE ALSO: James Comey is our newest sex symbol. Wait, what?

Below are a few movie posters we've designed in advance of the inevitable upcoming film.

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