Like many of you998 Archives I'm tired of Florida jokes, but sometimes they make it so easy.
In Miami Beach over the weekend, for example, authorities shut down Mokai Lounge nightclub after a dancer rode a white horse onto the nightclub floor.
Narcs.
Panicked by the crowd, the horse threw the dancer off her and onto the floor. Hysteria ensued and was thankfully captured on camera.
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Authorities are currently investigating the animal for animal abuse. In the meantime, the club had its business license revoked for health and safety reasons.
Alternative explanation: they have an unconscious bias against unicorns.
Outrage after video from inside the Mokai Lounge in Miami goes viral - a dancer riding into the club on a white horse. The panicked horse throwing her off. Now, officials investigating Mokai for animal abuse and public health & wellness safety. Full story & video coming soon. pic.twitter.com/TaGce9nVIy
— Dom Proto (@Dom_Proto) March 9, 2018
Horse, I want to let you know you're welcome in my local queer coffeeshop anytime.
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